http://www.singpao.com/20070427/local/913175.html
熊貓都睇相?o的瘋水佬想上位o的方法真係層出不窮.......
前一排有個瘋水佬同大人講,話阿大少餐餐唔食飯,晚晚唔好喎.唉~!你唔好話佢有眼耳口鼻?吹水!
星期四, 4月 26, 2007
癲狗出籠之------公共交通工具上令人討厭o既行為
排名不分先後
1.柱霸 ------- 條柱係俾人住,唔係俾你!你o既車費唔係包埋條柱!
2.一字馬 ------- 有位你就坐好o的啦,最憎o的人擘哂一字馬咁!
3.un腳 ------- 好心o的發明家發明o的un腳充電機/發電機啦,o的人un得咁犀利一定能 夠產生好多電力!坐佢隔離覺得好似地震咁,坐耐o的都驚佢震壞我個 腦呀!
4.嗝吐! ------- 用德文叫人小心/留意o既發音真係好似吐痰咁o既聲,事實上o的人隨地吐 痰你真係要小心!o的人好奇怪,嗝吐完之後重要用鞋底磨下o的痰?!聽唔到 你o的嗝吐聲都冇覺得咁核突呀,睇到你咁磨法真係嘔心x2!
5.物件擬人化 ------- o的係俾人坐!個袋輕o既咪攬住佢囉,重o既咪放落地囉.地下污糟?你 唔好話俾我知你攬住佢覺喎!
6.霸 ------- 正常講人類o既生理構造係只有一個躉,(我唔敢講一人只有一個屎忽,因 為咁講太粗俗喇!)所以一個人只需要坐一個位就夠喇!坐超過一個位o既人 好明顯唔係正常人,可能身體有缺憾.如果唔係咁o既原因而坐超過一個位
o既就一定係鬼,由於佢用個屎忽坐所以個學名叫做屎忽鬼.(請high light)
7.黃金右腳 ------- 唔一定係右腳,有時可以係左腳.甚至兩隻腳.都唔知點解有o的人坐車要除 鞋?仲要晾上去前面坐位.(唔講咁detail喇,諗起都唔舒服!)
8.唱K ------- 聽歌就聽歌啦,唱k就落mk!塞住個head phone唱得難聽又唔知,有時唱一 句又唔唱一句.諗住佢唱完啦,點知突然無厘頭又唱一句,最怕o的人rap周杰 倫!半夢半醒之間以為自己去大酒店.
9.大聲講電話 ------- 電話壞就整返佢或者買過啦!
10.7-11口 ------- 不停傾計,煩到你暈!把口好似7-11咁,唔識閂門!帶住head phone聽歌都一 樣聽到你把聲!講唔使氣,真係想幫你停止呼吸!
1.柱霸 ------- 條柱係俾人住,唔係俾你!你o既車費唔係包埋條柱!
2.一字馬 ------- 有位你就坐好o的啦,最憎o的人擘哂一字馬咁!
3.un腳 ------- 好心o的發明家發明o的un腳充電機/發電機啦,o的人un得咁犀利一定能 夠產生好多電力!坐佢隔離覺得好似地震咁,坐耐o的都驚佢震壞我個 腦呀!
4.嗝吐! ------- 用德文叫人小心/留意o既發音真係好似吐痰咁o既聲,事實上o的人隨地吐 痰你真係要小心!o的人好奇怪,嗝吐完之後重要用鞋底磨下o的痰?!聽唔到 你o的嗝吐聲都冇覺得咁核突呀,睇到你咁磨法真係嘔心x2!
5.物件擬人化 ------- o的係俾人坐!個袋輕o既咪攬住佢囉,重o既咪放落地囉.地下污糟?你 唔好話俾我知你攬住佢覺喎!
6.霸 ------- 正常講人類o既生理構造係只有一個躉,(我唔敢講一人只有一個屎忽,因 為咁講太粗俗喇!)所以一個人只需要坐一個位就夠喇!坐超過一個位o既人 好明顯唔係正常人,可能身體有缺憾.如果唔係咁o既原因而坐超過一個位
o既就一定係鬼,由於佢用個屎忽坐所以個學名叫做屎忽鬼.(請high light)
7.黃金右腳 ------- 唔一定係右腳,有時可以係左腳.甚至兩隻腳.都唔知點解有o的人坐車要除 鞋?仲要晾上去前面坐位.(唔講咁detail喇,諗起都唔舒服!)
8.唱K ------- 聽歌就聽歌啦,唱k就落mk!塞住個head phone唱得難聽又唔知,有時唱一 句又唔唱一句.諗住佢唱完啦,點知突然無厘頭又唱一句,最怕o的人rap周杰 倫!半夢半醒之間以為自己去大酒店.
9.大聲講電話 ------- 電話壞就整返佢或者買過啦!
10.7-11口 ------- 不停傾計,煩到你暈!把口好似7-11咁,唔識閂門!帶住head phone聽歌都一 樣聽到你把聲!講唔使氣,真係想幫你停止呼吸!
星期三, 4月 25, 2007
Numb by Linkin Park
呢首歌係我o既至愛之一,我覺得歌詞表達到我o既感受.
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I've become so tired so much more aware
I've becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
Can't you see that you're smothering me
Holding too tightly afraid to lose control
Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than I can take
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I've become so tired so much more aware
I've becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
And I know
I may end up failing too
But I know
You were just like me with someone disappointed in you
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I've become so tired so much more aware
I've becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Is everything what you want me to be
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Is everything what you want me to be
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I've become so tired so much more aware
I've becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
Can't you see that you're smothering me
Holding too tightly afraid to lose control
Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than I can take
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I've become so tired so much more aware
I've becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
And I know
I may end up failing too
But I know
You were just like me with someone disappointed in you
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I've become so tired so much more aware
I've becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Is everything what you want me to be
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Is everything what you want me to be
星期一, 4月 23, 2007
癲狗出籠之------政棍!
話說星期六日坐巴士經過mk,見到馬路度掛住張banner.寫住某某議員成功爭取------減紅酒稅.(?!)
乜呢o的係政積o既咩?!好偉大喎!我要唔要跪謝你呀?使唔使送花俾你呀?no,no,no!一朿花太失禮尊貴o既議員喇!一於豪o的送個紅磡手製大花牌俾你!我諗好多人實鍾意o既!
呢o的所謂'議員',(一部份人)真正為市民做過o的咩呀?你晚晚飲紅酒你知唔知道有唔少人晚晚都要執紙皮先可以糊口?如果你將減o的紅酒稅救濟呢班有需要o既人,咁就真係為市民做喇!最弊呢班人為自己目的成日度攪亂社會,叫佢做政棍絕不為過!
其實你做係咪要咁晒出?可況你冇做過咩實質?!
乜呢o的係政積o既咩?!好偉大喎!我要唔要跪謝你呀?使唔使送花俾你呀?no,no,no!一朿花太失禮尊貴o既議員喇!一於豪o的送個紅磡手製大花牌俾你!我諗好多人實鍾意o既!
呢o的所謂'議員',(一部份人)真正為市民做過o的咩呀?你晚晚飲紅酒你知唔知道有唔少人晚晚都要執紙皮先可以糊口?如果你將減o的紅酒稅救濟呢班有需要o既人,咁就真係為市民做喇!最弊呢班人為自己目的成日度攪亂社會,叫佢做政棍絕不為過!
其實你做係咪要咁晒出?可況你冇做過咩實質?!
星期五, 4月 20, 2007
有時候做實驗係一個自殺o既行為.........orz
今日有個客call我,要求我除去產品包裝中其中一樣包裝配件.但係冇o個配件會令到包裝紙下沉入去件產品入面.(件產品屬於流體.)處理得唔好會引起投訴!到時肯定俾老細到體無完膚,甩皮甩骨兼搖搖欲墜!我嘗試同佢解釋罐運輸途中會引致包裝紙下沉,但係佢都堅持要咁做.冇計啦!唯有要老細出馬啦.點知佢叫我帶埋罐坐車返香港喎! (o_O) 嘩!簡直係謀殺呀!罐好重!加埋我部電腦同埋其他......今次大鑊!
orz
orz
星期三, 4月 18, 2007
星期一, 4月 09, 2007
好心做壞事?有心做壞事??
http://hk.news.yahoo.com/070404/12/2513n.html
呢條友都唔知想點?真係做好事o既使乜攪到咁大呀?唔知劉華有咩反應呢? 如果我係劉華我實忍唔住講句:嘩!阿楊生!乜咁大整蠱呀?!我今次唔得你死喇......
呢條友都唔知想點?真係做好事o既使乜攪到咁大呀?唔知劉華有咩反應呢? 如果我係劉華我實忍唔住講句:嘩!阿楊生!乜咁大整蠱呀?!我今次唔得你死喇......
星期日, 4月 01, 2007
尋找快樂的故事
o尋晚我一班組員去睇戲,睇Will Smith o既尋找快樂的故事.(The Persult of Happyness)套片係講一個男人事業失意,經常冇錢養家.佢努力求變,但係老婆終於頂唔順離開個男人.個男人一個人帶住個仔經歷好多o既痛苦,最後守得雲開見月明,生活終於有改善.
呢套戲真正帶出o的咩信息,我未能意會.但係主角o既感受我就能夠體會,成場戲都攪動我o既心靈.主角每一次失意o既遭遇都叫我回想起自己一個又一個事業上失敗o既回憶.
希望--->失望/錯敗--->無奈--->意志消沉--->沮喪--->從新開始.
呢個過程,一次又一次發生o係主角身上.亦都係我現時人生o既寫照.主角有一句說話好令我有共鳴.當佢見到街上o既人笑住咁返工,佢就講:'o的人咁開心,我都好想好似佢咁呀!'呢一句說話好似一支利箭狠狠地插正我痛苦o既根源.教堂內詩班所唱o既詩歌,歌詞令我好有感動.不過對於呢o的情景我應該會流出淚水,但係今次冇.唔知我個人係咪已經變得麻木呢?
我好欣賞同佩服主角永不放棄o既態度,換轉係我我都唔知會點.不過我好慶幸自己o既處景俾主角好好多.最少我唔係'人又老.錢又冇,老婆又走路!'
呢套戲真正帶出o的咩信息,我未能意會.但係主角o既感受我就能夠體會,成場戲都攪動我o既心靈.主角每一次失意o既遭遇都叫我回想起自己一個又一個事業上失敗o既回憶.
希望--->失望/錯敗--->無奈--->意志消沉--->沮喪--->從新開始.
呢個過程,一次又一次發生o係主角身上.亦都係我現時人生o既寫照.主角有一句說話好令我有共鳴.當佢見到街上o既人笑住咁返工,佢就講:'o的人咁開心,我都好想好似佢咁呀!'呢一句說話好似一支利箭狠狠地插正我痛苦o既根源.教堂內詩班所唱o既詩歌,歌詞令我好有感動.不過對於呢o的情景我應該會流出淚水,但係今次冇.唔知我個人係咪已經變得麻木呢?
我好欣賞同佩服主角永不放棄o既態度,換轉係我我都唔知會點.不過我好慶幸自己o既處景俾主角好好多.最少我唔係'人又老.錢又冇,老婆又走路!'
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